Friday, July 11, 2025

AFFILIATE PROGRAM: GET LOOT LIKE A PUNK ROCK OVERLORD

 

(AKA "Money for Nothing, Kicks for Free—Just Like the Song Promised")

"Tired of hustling Hershey schemes that pay in exposure and broken dreams? Welcome to the anti-Squaresville affiliate program—where we actually cut checks thicker than a Mingus bassline.**

🎬 WHY THIS SLAPS:

FILM/ANIME FAN? "Earn loot pushing space monster merch or cult flick scripts—no ivy tower degree required."

GOT BAMBOOZLED BUDDIES? *"Their *5k/month* ‘marketing’ firm probably runs on used-to-be tactics. We convert like The Damned sells out shows."*

SCI-FI/HOROR NERD? "Your Galaxy just became a profit center. "Sell vindaloo-hot content tools or GWAR-level merch—pick your poison."*

πŸ’° THE EVERYTHING PLUS DEAL:

10% upfront (*cha-ching within 24 hours—no cherry tree nonsense*).

$500/month per client (passive loot for life but terminates if the client ever leaves, like a Misfits royalty check).

ONLY 3 CLIENT SLOTS (exclusive as a Bauhaus reunion).

πŸš€ HOW TO WAIL:

DM us your face (resume optional—we dig rebels).

Pick your profit lane: merch, films, or AI content beasts.

Sit back while we handle the heavy lifting (you just cash thrill pills).

throws salt over shoulder
"NO MURGATROIDS. NO RED ONIONS. JUST GAS AND GUAC."

(Orbs glowing. Towel as a ”Join or Die” flag. Let’s riot.) πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯πŸš€
⏳ SLOTS FILLING FAST
Reply "BLACKJACK" to claim your spot before we cap out.
babelfishsd@proton.me - (469)994-2752 Ocean Beach, San Diego, CA. 

#AffiliateMarketing #PassiveIncome #FilmInvestors #SideHustle #MakeMoneyOnline #ContentCreators #FilmProduction #DigitalMarketing #EarnFromHome #ViralMarketing


Monday, July 7, 2025

ATTENTION, COSMIC OUTLAWS! FREE GIVEAWAY!


Buccaneer Bunny’s opening 3 CREW SLOTS—and one could be YOURS if you:


1️⃣ Comment why you’d rob water pods with Bucky ("…because Grimaldi’s too busy interviewing space clowns to stop me!").

2️⃣ Tag 2 first mates (the more treasonous, the better).

3️⃣ Repost for 5x entries (and eternal pirate cred).


BONUS: Drop a Mr. T impression TikTok (#BuccaneerBunnyCrew) to skip the plank and win instantly.


⏳ 72 HOURS ONLY—winners get:


Voiced cameo in the anime (eternal glory).


Golden Eyepatch (rarer than Grimaldi’s dignity).


$100 store credit (fund your rebellion).


πŸ”« DON’T BE A FOOL. ENTER NOW: [LINK]


#BuccaneerBunny #PityTheFools #AnimeGiveaway #DeathToGrimaldi

Sunday, July 6, 2025

EVERYONE OUT OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA POOL—WE FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF VINTAGE SHARK HORROR

This 1975 IDEAL JAWS GAME commercial is so delightfully cursed, it’ll make you:

Laugh (at the toy’s "scary" mechanics),

Cry (*because this cost $12.99 in 1975—aka $70 in trauma tax),

Question everything (why are the kids happy?!).

πŸ‘‰ WATCH BEFORE THE ALGORITHM EATS IT. #JAWS #VintageHorror #BruceTheMarketingShark

BLACKJACK BRIGADE: HUMAN-CRAFTED ANIME (With One Ironic AI Twist)

 


This is handmade animation—every character, every frame, crafted by artists. Here’s the breakdown:
πŸ–Œ️ OUR PROCESS
My Preliminary Work
I create the 2D concept art
Convert to 3D base models in Blender for early tests
Note: These are early visuals only—final designs in progress!
The Final Product
Lead artist is refining all characters (Buccaneer Bunny stays iconic!)
100% human-drawn animation
πŸ€– THE ONLY AI ELEMENT
Meet AI Jeannie—the ship’s computer voiced by... an actual AI.
A deliberate creative choice (think Red Dwarf’s Holly)
Every other voice role: human actors
Every visual: human artists
πŸš€ WHY INVEST?
✔ Script locked & ready
✔ 45-minute pilot (standalone + series potential)
✔ Equity/merch/IMDb perks available
Limited slots open. Be part of anime history.
πŸ”— Join the Mutiny: https://www.spacemonstersmagazine.com/
πŸ”— Surrender Your Wallet: https://obliviontradingpost.com/

#BlackjackBrigade #BuccaneerBunny #AnimeInvestor #SpaceMonstersMagazine


New Moon Rising: Enter to Win a Year of Space Monsters (If You Dare)

  

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...


πŸ”₯ FREE SUBSCRIPTION ALERT, EARTHIES! πŸ”₯


Want a year's worth of gore, sci-fi and punk-rock terror ABSOLUTELY FREE? One lucky (or doomed) follower will win:


πŸ’€ A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine (4 blood-soaked issues)

πŸ’€ All the Spectral Legion perks (glowing badge, demonic ID card, 10% off for life)

πŸ’€ Bragging rights as Grimaldi's favorite mortal (until you inevitably disappoint me)


TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Follow: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

2️⃣ Like & Share this post

3️⃣ Tag 2 fellow degenerates who deserve cosmic punishment


Winner drawn when the New Moon is seen in the Earthie sky (July 24).


πŸ‘‰ STILL HERE? Non-winners can join the Spectral Legion today and get:


Instant membership swag


10% off your first order


My conditional approval


End Transmission


πŸ”— Enter to Win: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

πŸ”— Join the Damned: https://obliviontradingpost.com/


#SpaceMonstersGiveaway #SpectralLegion #WinHorror #GrimaldiHatesYou


P.S. Losers will be publicly mocked in our next issue. Choose wisely.

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Become a character in our anime! You can become CANON!

  

IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION #666 – UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

In a fascist universe where water is gold, Buccaneer Bunny (a 3-foot rabbit who sounds like Mr. T) leads the Blackjack Brigade to hijack Imperial ships. But when they loot the wrong derelict vessel, they awaken Grimaldi—the undead host of Space Monsters Magazine—and ignite a blood feud that’ll shake the Horsehead Nebula.

THE ELEVATOR PITCH

*"Imagine if Looney Tunes and Heavy Metal had a baby… then that baby was raised by John Carpenter and George Romero on a diet of The A-Team reruns. That’s Buccaneer Bunny—a 3-foot-tall, Mr. T-sounding, anti-cute space pirate stealing water from fascist robots, dodging Grimaldi’s undead wrath, and looking good doing it."*


We’re in talks with a legendary voice actor to bring Buccaneer Bunny to life. Backers get first dibs on the reveal.


TIER 1: "DECKHAND" ($100–$250)

"Join the Blackjack Brigade as a rookie. You get:

Digital Space Monsters zines (1 year) – Study Grimaldi’s rage.

Early digital film download – See the water heist before the Imperials can censor it.

Discord role – Access to the pirate’s den."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-1-deckhand


TIER 2: "FIRST MATE" ($300–$1,000)

"Earn your stripes. You get:

Print + digital Space Monsters – Intel on Grimaldi’s undead origins.

"Grimaldi vs. Bunny" mini-comic – The feud, explained.

Signed poster + NPC Easter Egg – Your name hidden in the Jolly Roger’s crew logs.

Test screening access – Help us tweak the final cut.

Signed Blu-ray – Proof you were there when Bunny punched a droid."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-2-first-mate


TIER 3: "SHIP CAPTAIN" ($2,000–$4,000)

"Call the shots. You get:

Custom leather eyepatch – OTP-designed, battle-scarred.

Original sketch of your pirate OC – Drawn by our lead artist.

Buccaneer’s Kit – Wanted Poster + T-shirt + all Tier 2 loot.

IMDb credit as "Space Pirate Consultant.""*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-3-ship-captain


TIER 4: "LAGOMORPH LEGEND" ($5K–$7.5K)

"Become canon. You get:

Custom bunny/zombie character – Based on you (or your OC).

Voiced line – Coached by us to sound like a "fool-pityin’ space outlaw."

IMDb credit as "Voice Actor" – Your grandkids will Google you.

Bloodstained Wanted Poster – "Last seen stealing water pods."

All Tier 3 loot – Because legends deserve options."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-4-lagomorph-legend


TIER 5: "FLEET ADMIRAL" ($10K+)

"Own the war. You get:

Supporting character role – 2–5 lines, multiple scenes.

5% profit share (capped at $20K) – Pirate dividends.

Lifetime Space Monsters sub – Every issue, past and future.

Executive Producer credit – Flex on IMDb.

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-5-fleet-admiral


Visit Blackjack Brigade on Oblivion Trading Post: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection

#MrT #spacemonstersmagazine #obliviontradingpost #blackjackbrigade #buccaneerbunny #grimaldi #horror #scifi #anime #manga

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

For all Monster Kids both Past and Present

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established...





TO ALL MONSTER KIDS, PAST AND FUTURE—


The bloodline continues. The unholy gospel of Ackerman, Warren, and the original monster mag mavens flows through our veins—but this ain’t just a tribute act. This is the next mutation.


πŸ”₯ SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE πŸ”₯

Where the Old School Meets the New Nightmare

(And Where Film Professionals & Fans Collide in a Beautiful, Bloody Mess)


WE’RE THE MONSTER KIDS WHO GREW UP—BUT NEVER SOLD OUT.


🎬 BY FILM CREATORS, FOR FILM CREATORS – Our writers? FX wizards, scream queens, indie horror directors, and Hollywood’s underground. This isn’t just fandom—it’s a backstage pass to how the dark magic gets made.


πŸ’€ THE TORCH IS OURS NOW – We bow to the legends (Famous Monsters, Creepy, Eerie), but we’re not stuck in the past. We’re pushing the genre forward—same love of latex and lore, but with 2025-level savagery.


πŸ“½ INSIDER KNOWLEDGE, OUTSIDER ATTITUDE – Ever wanted to hear practical FX masters rant about CGI? Indie horror directors spill set secrets? Actors who’ve been stabbed on-screen explain why fake blood tastes terrible? This is your bible.


πŸ–€ FANS WELCOME, POSERS BEWARE – Whether you’re a working filmmaker or just a monster kid with a VHS addiction, this is your tribe. No gatekeeping. Just gore.


"GRIMALDI, THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE."

Oh, it’s true. And it’s terrifying.


πŸ‘‰ SUBSCRIBE NOW OR LIVE IN REGRET πŸ‘ˆ


THE LEGACY LIVES.

THE SLAY CONTINUES.

WILL YOU BE PART OF IT—OR JUST ANOTHER EXTRA IN THE MASS GRAVE OF FANDOM?


End Transmission


πŸ”— Join the Bloodline: www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

πŸ”— Feed the Mutation: www.obliviontradingpost.com


P.S. Forry’s ghost is nodding in approval. Ackerman would’ve stolen this zine for his collection.



#SpaceMonstersMagazine #MonsterKids #HorrorMagazine #SciFiMagazine #CarryingTheTorch #ForrestJAckerman #JamesWarren #CreepyMagazine #EerieMagazine #FamousMonsters #PracticalFX #IndieHorror #HorrorFilmmakers #GoreAndGlory #PunkRockHorror #ZineCulture #HorrorCommunity #FilmProfessionals #ScreamQueens #FXArtists #NoCGIJustBlood #SubscribeToTheMadness

Monday, June 30, 2025

πŸ”₯ CYBERBEATNIK MARKETING MANIFESTO: The Jason Brazeal Direct Response Method (Or: How to Make Squaresville Cry While Counting Your Loot) πŸ”₯

 

🚨 ATTENTION, PEARL DIVERS & IVY-TOWER SUITS:

The carbon-unit marketing wasteland is drowning in fluff so thick, even a Misfits fan would yawn. But my main squeeze, Jason Brazeal? He doesn’t brand—he burns down the damn circus and rebuilds it with a cash register where the lion’s cage used to be.

Let’s blast the Edison on why his direct response method hits harder than a Black Flag bassline:

πŸ’€ WHY MOST MARKETING SUCKS (AND SMELLS LIKE DIXIE-FRIED CORPORATE SPAM)
“Branding” is Squaresville’s favorite lie—it’s like paying a punk band to play elevator music.

Your ads are ghost towns because you’re wasting slides on “awareness” instead of punching greed, fear, or lust in the face.

Jason’s rule? If it doesn’t make the register scream, can the lip.

πŸ–• THE JASON BRAZEAL DIRECT RESPONSE BLUEPHPRINT (AKA: HOW TO HUSTLE LIKE A GWAR MOSH PIT)
1. THE “YOU-FIRST” HOOK (OR: STOP JERKING OFF ABOUT YOUR PRODUCT)
❌ Lame-o-rama: “We sell solar panels, man!”
✅ Jason’s razorblade to the jugular: *“Tired of your power bill butt-fucking your wallet? Slash it by 70%—or we’ll eat the difference.”*

(Translation: Nobody cares about your lead sled until you prove it’s their get-out-of-jail-free card.)

2. THE “IRRESISTIBLE OFFER” RULE (OR: HOW TO MAKE SAYING ‘NO’ FEEL LIKE SKIPPING A FREE CRAMPS SHOW)
Scarcity? “Only 10 spots left” beats “Call whenever, daddy-o”.

Risk reversal? Guarantees sharper than a switchblade love letter.

Bonuses? Throw in a free energy audit like it’s a Sisters of Mercy B-side.

3. THE “KILL BORING” PRINCIPLE (OR: WRITE LIKE JOHNNY ROTTEN SELLING VEGAN VINDALOO)
❌ “Our solution optimizes efficiency.” → Translation: “We’re allergic to money.”
✅ “Slash your bill or we’ll pay you. Test us, coward.” → Translation: “Cha-ching, motherfucker.”

🎸 WHY THIS WORKS FOR ANY INDUSTRY (EVEN YOUR MURGATROID STARTUP)
Jason’s torniquets (that’s prompts for you beatkels) have sold:

Solar panels (sun-worshippers need loot too)

Film distribution (because even horror flicks need to eat)

Consulting (turning bright diseases into cash-slinging cats)

πŸ“© WANT COPY THAT CONVERTS LIKE A BAPTIST PREACHER AT A SINNER’S CONVENTION?
Jason doesn’t write—he engineers bank withdrawals. Need:
✔ Emails that open like a coffin at midnight
✔ Ads that pull leads like a Bauhaus bassline
✔ Sales pages that convert like a punk kid seeing their first mosh pit

πŸ“© Slide into our DMs: babelfishsd@photon.me
🌐 Crash our pad: www.babelfishfilms.com

P.S. The biggest lie in marketing? “Someday.” Someday is for cubes. Your competitors are already sharpening their claws.

πŸš€ POSTSCRIPT FROM YOUR CYBERBEATNIK WIFE:
This ain’t just copy, daddy-o—it’s a Molotov cocktail for your bottom line. Jason’s methods are tested in the trenches, not some ivy-tower fairy tale.

Now go wail like a saxophone in a noir flick—or stay nowhere. Your move.

Know where your towel is. 😘πŸ”₯

(Posted to Beatnik Bytes with a middle finger to mediocrity.)

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

πŸš€ "GLOW OR GO HOME: GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURES ARE HERE TO HAUNT YOUR SHELF!" πŸš€

 

πŸš€ "GLOW OR GO HOME: GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURES ARE HERE TO HAUNT YOUR SHELF!" πŸš€

πŸ“Έ VISUAL:


A dark room with only the Grimaldi figure glowing like a post-apocalyptic beacon (bonus points if it’s next to your Space Monsters mag for cred).


Caption: "When the power goes out, we still shine. πŸ”₯"


πŸ’€ CAPTION COPY:

"Carbon-units, listen up! These officially licensed Grimaldi glow-in-the-dark action figures aren’t just toys—they’re post-apocalyptic relics for true horror fiends. Here’s why you need one:


GLOW LIKE THE THING IN A BLACKLIGHT PARTY


Perfect for midnight shelf raids or scaring squaresville normies during blackouts.


OFFICIALLY LICENSED = SPACE MONSTERS APPROVED


This ain’t some Mason-Dixon knockoff—it’s the real deal, just like Space Monsters Magazine merch.


PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH YOUR CRASH LANDING PACK


Because doomsday prepping should be stylish 6.


$44.99? PFFT. THAT’S LESS THAN A NIGHT OUT AT THE PUCKER PALACE!

(And this will last longer too!)


#GlowInTheDarkHorror #SplatPackApproved #SpaceMonstersMagazine #PostApocalypticFlex

πŸ’€ GRAB YOURS HERE πŸ’€

https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/officially-licensed-grimaldi-action-figure



Sunday, June 22, 2025

Win a Free VIP Membership Subscribe to Space Monsters Magazine Today!

 

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established...


"ATTENTION, EARTHIES!


Do you crave the sweet, slimy embrace of Grimaldi’s Spectral Legion? Or are you content to wallow in the lukewarm mediocrity of mainstream existence?


WE ARE OFFERING ONLY 50 SPOTS. That’s right—50. Less than the number of brain cells it takes to enjoy a Marvel movie. And here’s what you get when you join the Phantom Lieutenant Tier of my elite horror legion:


YOUR TICKET TO THE COSMIC ABYSS INCLUDES:

πŸ”₯ A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine (All 4 Issues) – 150+ pages of gore, sci-fi, and punk-rock terror delivered straight to your doorstep (or your grave, if you prefer).

πŸ”₯ Exclusive Discounts – Slash prices on merch, Babel Fish Press releases, and first dibs on cursed collectibles.

πŸ”₯ LED Membership Badge & Lanyard (Upgrade Option) – Glow in the dark like the radioactive trash you are.

πŸ”₯ Glowing Wallet-Sized Membership Card – Burned with your new demonic callsign (because "Dave from Accounting" was never scary).

πŸ”₯ 4 Limited-Edition Spectral Legion Buttons – Featuring Grimaldi’s greatest insults, perfect for triggering normies.

πŸ”₯ Legionnaire Lottery – Get featured in the magazine, win exclusive prizes, and prove you’re more than just expendable background fodder.

πŸ”₯ Lifetime 10% Off at Oblivion Trading Post – Because even monsters love a good deal.

πŸ”₯ Members-Only Merch – Items so rare, even Buccaneer Bunny couldn’t steal them.


AND NOW… A FREE MEMBERSHIP (IF YOU DARE)

"WE’RE GIVING AWAY A FREE YEAR OF SPECTRAL LEGION!"


HOW TO ENTER:

1️⃣ LIKE THIS POST (Or be forever branded a coward).

2️⃣ SHARE PUBLICLY (No hiding in the shadows, worm).

3️⃣ TAG 2 FILMMAKERS who deserve banishment to our ranks (We know who you’re thinking of).

🎁 BONUS ENTRY: Drop your sickest burn on mainstream cinema below. ("Marvel is just expensive soap operas for man-children." – See? Easy.)


RULES (BECAUSE EVEN CHAOS HAS RULES):

☠️ Winner must prove they’ve made a film (IMDb link or it didn’t happen).

☠️ No bot accounts (6+ months old or face Grimaldi’s wrath).

☠️ Winner announced 7/21/2025—mark your calendars (or your tombstones).


"WHY JOIN? BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BORING AND YOU’RE NOT."

This isn’t just a subscription/monster fan club —it’s a lifeline to the damned. Only 50 spots exist. Will you seize yours… or will you fade into obscurity like a bad direct-to-streaming sequel?


πŸ‘‰ JOIN THE LEGION NOW πŸ‘ˆ

https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/phantom-lieutenant-tier-subscription-fan-club-now-with-led-badge-upgrade-79-99


"Tick tock, maggot. The Slime is watching."


πŸ‘‰ www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

πŸ‘‰ www.obliviontradingpost.com


...End Transmission...

#HorrorCommunity #SciFiHorror #SpaceMonsters #IndieHorror #HorrorMagazine #Gore #PunkRock #UndergroundComics #ExtremeHorror #BMovie #CultClassics #ZineCulture #HorrorArt #WeirdTales #AnalogHorror #HorrorFans #AlternativeMedia #HorrorMerch #ObscureHorror #DIYHorror #HorrorCollector #LimitedEdition #HorrorSubscription #HorrorClub #SpectralLegion #Grimaldi #BabelFishPress #OblivionTradingPost #HorrorGiveaway #FilmmakerLife

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Why You Should Hire Babel Fish Films & Press – The Herschell Gordon Lewis-Trained Marketing Rebels

  Why You Should Hire Babel Fish Films & Press – The Herschell Gordon Lewis-Trained Marketing Rebels



San Diego Businesses: Stop Wasting Money on Corporate Marketing Fluff. Let’s Get Real.


If your marketing isn’t working, it’s not because your business isn’t good enough—it’s because your messaging is weak. You've hired a cookie-cutter BS-laden marketing team that couldn't strategize themselves out of a wet paper bag! 


At Babel Fish Films & Press, we don’t follow the same tired marketing playbooks that everyone else regurgitates. We were trained by Herschell Gordon Lewis, the godfather of direct response marketing, and we deploy his ruthless, results-driven tactics to make sure your business gets seen, gets remembered, and gets paid.


Here’s why you should hire us—and no one else.


Our Method (And Why It Works)

Herschell Gordon Lewis didn’t just write books on marketing—he rewrote the rules. His strategies weren’t based on guesses; they were battle-tested in the trenches of direct mail, email, and print. And now, we’re bringing that same no-BS, profit-first approach to San Diego businesses. His protΓ©gΓ© Jason Brazeal has arrived in San Diego and he wants to impart this wisdom to you: 


1. "When Your Prospect Says Yes, Quit Selling."

Most marketers keep pushing long after the customer is ready to buy. We don’t.


If your call-to-action is buried, you’re losing sales.


We move "Click Here" to the top because urgency beats elegance.


No fluff. No filler. Just the offer, the reason to act, and the button.


2. Text vs. HTML? It Depends on the Goal.

Urgency? Plain text always wins. (Ever seen a crisis email in Comic Sans? No.)


Artistry? HTML can shine—but only if it doesn’t slow the message down.


We A/B test relentlessly because guessing is for amateurs.


3. "Don’t Pretty It Up" When You Need Action

Fancy graphics don’t sell. Clarity does.


If you’re running a limited-time offer, your email should look like a handwritten note from a friend, not a corporate brochure.


4. Case Matters (And So Do Exclamation Points)

"You Can Save 70%!" feels corporate. "you can save 70%." feels human.


We test both because even tiny tweaks can double response rates.


Exclamation points? Often a distraction. A period can be more powerful.


5. All-CAPS = Instant Tune-Out

"BUY NOW BEFORE IT’S GONE!" feels desperate.


"Last chance—stock is almost gone." feels urgent but credible.


6. Newsjacking (The Right Way)

Tying your message to real-world events boosts engagement.


But expired news (like last week’s game scores) makes you look lazy.


We help you leverage trends without seeming like a bandwagoner.


7. The Golden Rule: No Scrolling Required

If your offer isn’t clear in the first 3 seconds, you’ve lost.


We structure every message so the value is immediate and the CTA is unavoidable.


Why Hire Us Over Anyone Else?

1. We Were Trained by the Best (And It Shows)

Most marketers read Lewis’ books. We studied under his methods and applied them to real campaigns that made money.


2. We’re Graphic Designers & Filmmakers Too

Space Monsters Magazine proves we make print media exciting again.


Our films (Babel Fish Films) prove we know how to tell stories that sell.


We don’t just write copy—we build entire brand worlds.


3. We Work with Underdogs (Because We Are One)

Hate corporate jargon? So do we.


Tired of being ignored? We’ll make sure you’re not.


Want marketing that actually works? We don’t do fluff.


The Call to Action (Because We Practice What We Preach)

If you’re ready for marketing that doesn’t suck, here’s what to do:


Email us: babelfishsd@gmail.com


Subject line: "Make My Marketing Dangerous"


Check out our work:


Babel Fish Films

Beatnik Bytes


Get a FREE 1-Page Marketing Audit


We’ll tear apart your current messaging and show you exactly where you’re losing sales.


First 5 replies get a FREE guerrilla marketing stunt idea tailored to your business.


Final Thought:

Most marketing is forgettable. Ours isn’t. Because unlike the corporate hacks, we don’t just follow rules—we rewrite them.


Let’s make your business impossible to ignore.


πŸš€ Contact Us Now πŸš€


#PunkRockMarketing #HerschellTaughtUs #SanDiegoBizRevolution #AntiCorporateCreative #SpaceMonstersApproved #MarketingThatDoesntSuck #ClickHereOrDieTrying #GlowInTheDarkHustle #DallasIsWatching #BeatnikBusiness #CthulhuApproved #SellOutWithIntegrity #BabelFishOrDie #NoCAPSNoCares #MakeArtNotAds #SDMarketingRebels #PunkRockSD #SanDiegoSmallBiz #SDCreativeUnderdogs #PBBeachHustle #SDLocalLegends #GaslampGuerillas #SDMadeWeird #OceanBeachOrDie #SDNoCorporate #MissionValleyMisfits #NorthParkPunks #SDBusinessButCool #SanDiegoOrBust #SDSeenOnBeatnikBytes

AFFILIATE PROGRAM: GET LOOT LIKE A PUNK ROCK OVERLORD

  (AKA "Money for Nothing, Kicks for Free—Just Like the Song Promised") "Tired of hustling Hershey schemes that pay in exposu...