Why You Should Hire Babel Fish Films & Press – The Herschell Gordon Lewis-Trained Marketing Rebels
San Diego Businesses: Stop Wasting Money on Corporate Marketing Fluff. Let’s Get Real.
If your marketing isn’t working, it’s not because your business isn’t good enough—it’s because your messaging is weak. You've hired a cookie-cutter BS-laden marketing team that couldn't strategize themselves out of a wet paper bag!
At Babel Fish Films & Press, we don’t follow the same tired marketing playbooks that everyone else regurgitates. We were trained by Herschell Gordon Lewis, the godfather of direct response marketing, and we deploy his ruthless, results-driven tactics to make sure your business gets seen, gets remembered, and gets paid.
Here’s why you should hire us—and no one else.
Our Method (And Why It Works)
Herschell Gordon Lewis didn’t just write books on marketing—he rewrote the rules. His strategies weren’t based on guesses; they were battle-tested in the trenches of direct mail, email, and print. And now, we’re bringing that same no-BS, profit-first approach to San Diego businesses. His protégé Jason Brazeal has arrived in San Diego and he wants to impart this wisdom to you:
1. "When Your Prospect Says Yes, Quit Selling."
Most marketers keep pushing long after the customer is ready to buy. We don’t.
If your call-to-action is buried, you’re losing sales.
We move "Click Here" to the top because urgency beats elegance.
No fluff. No filler. Just the offer, the reason to act, and the button.
2. Text vs. HTML? It Depends on the Goal.
Urgency? Plain text always wins. (Ever seen a crisis email in Comic Sans? No.)
Artistry? HTML can shine—but only if it doesn’t slow the message down.
We A/B test relentlessly because guessing is for amateurs.
3. "Don’t Pretty It Up" When You Need Action
Fancy graphics don’t sell. Clarity does.
If you’re running a limited-time offer, your email should look like a handwritten note from a friend, not a corporate brochure.
4. Case Matters (And So Do Exclamation Points)
"You Can Save 70%!" feels corporate. "you can save 70%." feels human.
We test both because even tiny tweaks can double response rates.
Exclamation points? Often a distraction. A period can be more powerful.
5. All-CAPS = Instant Tune-Out
"BUY NOW BEFORE IT’S GONE!" feels desperate.
"Last chance—stock is almost gone." feels urgent but credible.
6. Newsjacking (The Right Way)
Tying your message to real-world events boosts engagement.
But expired news (like last week’s game scores) makes you look lazy.
We help you leverage trends without seeming like a bandwagoner.
7. The Golden Rule: No Scrolling Required
If your offer isn’t clear in the first 3 seconds, you’ve lost.
We structure every message so the value is immediate and the CTA is unavoidable.
Why Hire Us Over Anyone Else?
1. We Were Trained by the Best (And It Shows)
Most marketers read Lewis’ books. We studied under his methods and applied them to real campaigns that made money.
2. We’re Graphic Designers & Filmmakers Too
Space Monsters Magazine proves we make print media exciting again.
Our films (Babel Fish Films) prove we know how to tell stories that sell.
We don’t just write copy—we build entire brand worlds.
3. We Work with Underdogs (Because We Are One)
Hate corporate jargon? So do we.
Tired of being ignored? We’ll make sure you’re not.
Want marketing that actually works? We don’t do fluff.
The Call to Action (Because We Practice What We Preach)
If you’re ready for marketing that doesn’t suck, here’s what to do:
Email us: babelfishsd@gmail.com
Subject line: "Make My Marketing Dangerous"
Check out our work:
Babel Fish Films
Beatnik Bytes
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Final Thought:
Most marketing is forgettable. Ours isn’t. Because unlike the corporate hacks, we don’t just follow rules—we rewrite them.
Let’s make your business impossible to ignore.
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