HOW TO INFILTRATE OUR CINEMATIC CULT (And Become a Legend in the Analog Underground)

 

ATTENTION, FUTURE LEGENDS. 🎬

The Babel Fish Films universe is recruiting new cryptids—and yes, that means you, you beautiful weirdo. Here’s how to ascend from carbon-unit to cult canon:

1. SUBMIT TO THE VOID

Send us your most unhinged headshot (+ a 3-word "backstory" like "Excommunicated mime" or "Waffle-house prophet")

Top 13 submissions get eternal life as:

A background ghoul in our next film

A cameo corpse in Space Monsters Magazine

A fake IMDb credit so convincing, even your mom will believe it

2. INVOKE THE RITUAL

Tag #BecomeCanon + @BeatnikBytes in your submission (required for "digital necromancy")

Bonus points if your photo looks like it was taken during an exorcism

3. DEFY THE ALGORITHM

All entries due by Friday the 13th (obviously)

No fees, no Squaresville rules—just pure chaotic art

💀 THIS ISN’T A CONTEST. IT’S AN INITIATION.

Normies will say "cringe". Bootlickers will whisper "scam". Good.

👉 SWIPE TO THE OG POST https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection & manifest your immortality.

P.S. Grimaldi’s already judging you. (He hates everyone equally.)"