ATTENTION, FUTURE LEGENDS. 🎬
Wanna be a background ghoul in our anime? This is just the concept art. Characters designed the old school way by Jason Brazeal and Simon Pritchard are coming soon!
The Babel Fish Films universe is recruiting new cryptids—and yes, that means you, you beautiful weirdo. Here’s how to ascend from carbon-unit to cult canon:
1. SUBMIT TO THE VOID
Send us your most unhinged headshot (+ a 3-word "backstory" like "Excommunicated mime" or "Waffle-house prophet")
Top 13 submissions get eternal life as:
A background ghoul in our next film
A cameo corpse in Space Monsters Magazine
A fake IMDb credit so convincing, even your mom will believe it
2. INVOKE THE RITUAL
Tag #BecomeCanon + @BeatnikBytes in your submission (required for "digital necromancy")
Bonus points if your photo looks like it was taken during an exorcism
3. DEFY THE ALGORITHM
All entries due by July 30th.
No fees, no Squaresville rules—just pure chaotic art
💀 THIS ISN’T A CONTEST. IT’S AN INITIATION.
Normies will say "cringe". Bootlickers will whisper "scam". Good.
👉 SWIPE TO THE OG POST https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection & manifest your immortality.
P.S. Grimaldi’s already judging you. (He hates everyone equally.)"
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