We deep-dived the vampire auteur's @Space_Monsters profile and found:
🔥 HOTTEST TAKES
"The Godfather is fine but needs more cobwebs"
Gives Blade II 5 stars ("Finally a documentary")
Rates any movie with sunlight 1 star ("Overexposed")
🎥 WATCHLIST WAR CRIMES
Just The Lighthouse on repeat ("Finally relatable workplace dynamics")
14 different Hammer Horror cuts ranked by "coffin aesthetic"
🚨 PSYOP ACTIVATION:
Follow them (goal: 666 followers by Friday the 13th)
Comment your own review of their lowest-rated film (extra points if it's a rom-com)
Tag #SpaceMonstersCult so we can track the chaos
💀 THIS ISN'T CINEMA. THIS IS A CRYPT.
Normies will say "who?". Bootlickers will whisper "log off". Good.
👉 SWIPE TO THEIR PROFILE & prepare for psychic damage.
Or don't. We'd rather recruit one real midnight movie freak than 1000 Letterboxd normcores.
P.S. Their Letterboxd bio just says "BRING BACK THE IRON MAIDEN." Mood. 🔥🎬"
⚡ HASHTAGS:
#CursedCinema #VampireVerified #XeperOrSpoiler #NotYourMomsFilmCritic
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