BREAKING: GRIMALDI'S LETTERBOXD IS THE MOST UNHINGED FILM JOURNAL SINCE DRACULA'S DIARY. 📖💀

 

We deep-dived the vampire auteur's @Space_Monsters profile and found:

🔥 HOTTEST TAKES

"The Godfather is fine but needs more cobwebs"

Gives Blade II 5 stars ("Finally a documentary")

Rates any movie with sunlight 1 star ("Overexposed")

🎥 WATCHLIST WAR CRIMES

Just The Lighthouse on repeat ("Finally relatable workplace dynamics")

14 different Hammer Horror cuts ranked by "coffin aesthetic"

🚨 PSYOP ACTIVATION:

Follow them (goal: 666 followers by Friday the 13th)

Comment your own review of their lowest-rated film (extra points if it's a rom-com)

Tag #SpaceMonstersCult so we can track the chaos

💀 THIS ISN'T CINEMA. THIS IS A CRYPT.

Normies will say "who?". Bootlickers will whisper "log off". Good.

👉 SWIPE TO THEIR PROFILE & prepare for psychic damage.

Or don't. We'd rather recruit one real midnight movie freak than 1000 Letterboxd normcores.

P.S. Their Letterboxd bio just says "BRING BACK THE IRON MAIDEN." Mood. 🔥🎬"

⚡ HASHTAGS:

#CursedCinema #VampireVerified #XeperOrSpoiler #NotYourMomsFilmCritic