🚨 ATTENTION, LEGIONNAIRES! 🚨
YOUR MISSION (SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT):
Make Space Monsters Magazine and Oblivion Trading Post merch appear in stores near you—or die trying!
HOW TO DEPLOY:
1️⃣ SCREAM at your local comic/horror shops:
"WHY DON’T YOU STOCK SPACE MONSTERS?!" (Extra points for fake tears)
2️⃣ TAG US @SpaceMonstersMag + the shop (we’ll back you up menacingly)
3️⃣ TELL THEM to email spacemonsterzmag@gmail.com for:
Wholesale pricing...code available to retailers upon request.
Press kits (to prove we’re legitimately unhinged)
Bragging rights (because carrying us = instant cool points)
WHY BOTHER?
✔️ More stores = more recruits for Grimaldi’s Legion
✔️ We’ll list all certified retailers in Issue #2 (eternal fame!)
✔️ Never again suffer "Sorry, we don’t carry that" despair
🔥 FIRST 20 FANS to get a store to order get:
"Retail Terrorist" digital badge (brag on ALL profiles)
Shoutout in our newsletter (65k+ equally deranged subscribers)
P.S. Too impatient? Order direct & rub it in their faces:
OblivionTradingPost.com
#RetailRebellion #StockTheHorror #GrimaldisArmy #StockOrPerish
Space Monsters Magazine can be found at the following locations:
Haunted Burrow Books - Seattle Wa.
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Forbidden Planet - New York City
Atomic Books - Baltimore MD.
and the list is growing daily....
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