(AKA "Money for Nothing, Kicks for Free—Just Like the Song Promised")
"Tired of hustling Hershey schemes that pay in exposure and broken dreams? Welcome to the anti-Squaresville affiliate program—where we actually cut checks thicker than a Mingus bassline.**
🎬 WHY THIS SLAPS:
FILM/ANIME FAN? "Earn loot pushing space monster merch or cult flick scripts—no ivy tower degree required."
GOT BAMBOOZLED BUDDIES? *"Their *5k/month* ‘marketing’ firm probably runs on used-to-be tactics. We convert like The Damned sells out shows."*
SCI-FI/HOROR NERD? "Your Galaxy just became a profit center. "Sell vindaloo-hot content tools or GWAR-level merch—pick your poison."*
💰 THE EVERYTHING PLUS DEAL:
10% upfront (*cha-ching within 24 hours—no cherry tree nonsense*).
$500/month per client (passive loot for life but terminates if the client ever leaves, like a Misfits royalty check).
ONLY 3 CLIENT SLOTS (exclusive as a Bauhaus reunion).
🚀 HOW TO WAIL:
DM us your face (resume optional—we dig rebels).
Pick your profit lane: merch, films, or AI content beasts.
Sit back while we handle the heavy lifting (you just cash thrill pills).
throws salt over shoulder
"NO MURGATROIDS. NO RED ONIONS. JUST GAS AND GUAC."
(Orbs glowing. Towel as a ”Join or Die” flag. Let’s riot.) 💸🔥🚀
⏳ SLOTS FILLING FAST
Reply "BLACKJACK" to claim your spot before we cap out.
babelfishsd@proton.me - (469)994-2752 Ocean Beach, San Diego, CA.
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