EVERYONE OUT OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA POOL—WE FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF VINTAGE SHARK HORROR

This 1975 IDEAL JAWS GAME commercial is so delightfully cursed, it’ll make you:

Laugh (at the toy’s "scary" mechanics),

Cry (*because this cost $12.99 in 1975—aka $70 in trauma tax),

Question everything (why are the kids happy?!).

👉 WATCH BEFORE THE ALGORITHM EATS IT. #JAWS #VintageHorror #BruceTheMarketingShark