Sunday, July 6, 2025

EVERYONE OUT OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA POOL—WE FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF VINTAGE SHARK HORROR

This 1975 IDEAL JAWS GAME commercial is so delightfully cursed, it’ll make you:

Laugh (at the toy’s "scary" mechanics),

Cry (*because this cost $12.99 in 1975—aka $70 in trauma tax),

Question everything (why are the kids happy?!).

👉 WATCH BEFORE THE ALGORITHM EATS IT. #JAWS #VintageHorror #BruceTheMarketingShark

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