Sunday, July 6, 2025

New Moon Rising: Enter to Win a Year of Space Monsters (If You Dare)

  

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...


πŸ”₯ FREE SUBSCRIPTION ALERT, EARTHIES! πŸ”₯


Want a year's worth of gore, sci-fi and punk-rock terror ABSOLUTELY FREE? One lucky (or doomed) follower will win:


πŸ’€ A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine (4 blood-soaked issues)

πŸ’€ All the Spectral Legion perks (glowing badge, demonic ID card, 10% off for life)

πŸ’€ Bragging rights as Grimaldi's favorite mortal (until you inevitably disappoint me)


TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Follow: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

2️⃣ Like & Share this post

3️⃣ Tag 2 fellow degenerates who deserve cosmic punishment


Winner drawn when the New Moon is seen in the Earthie sky (July 24).


πŸ‘‰ STILL HERE? Non-winners can join the Spectral Legion today and get:


Instant membership swag


10% off your first order


My conditional approval


End Transmission


πŸ”— Enter to Win: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

πŸ”— Join the Damned: https://obliviontradingpost.com/


#SpaceMonstersGiveaway #SpectralLegion #WinHorror #GrimaldiHatesYou


P.S. Losers will be publicly mocked in our next issue. Choose wisely.

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